1. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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    Dogs move fast. Zombie's dont. If dogs oved as fast as zombies, i would be safe.
     
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    Numbers dont mean shit Hanz. Again, just head towards the water and walk around in dead people smell. You will be fine. Nothing scary about the situation.
     
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    Why? Just walk away man. Its a slow snail zombie. He cant hurt you.
     
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    Nope. She knows no slow ass zombies are gonna kill me man.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    You live in California? Your doom...zombies don't have to KILL YOU...they just have to take a bite..and your FUCKED.

    Imagine having to cross a bridged filled with cars of people who were trying to escape the horror...some still have the zombies inside, some of the zombies might be crawling around the ground some might be children walking in between the cars....and you can't take any land route around it..you have to cross....You're FUCKED...and if you are with family or friends..it's even worst...:nana:
     
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    what the hell are you talking about Illum? Slow ass zombies arent doing shit. And like i said, if zombies were real, this shit would be over in an hour. 30 minutes tops. Zombies cant swim, so wtf you talking about a bridge? I got water all around me.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    They can't swim but they can walk on the bottom of the ocean, lake.....
     
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    That only happened recently. That was attributed to the fast zombies in Land of the dead. Doesnt count with the slow ass old school zombies.
     
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    And the land of the dead zombies were smart. They were figuring shit out. they were organzing. They had feelings.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Zombies of Land Of The Dead were slow movers.....not as slow as the original 3 romero movies...but still SLOW. And didn't a 1980's italian zombie movie have swimming zombies? or something involving a shark...or some shit..
     
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    no they werent. They were fast. They also shot guns and organized. WTF you talking about.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    They moved faster but they were not fast like the ones from Dawn of the dead remake...or 28 days later..
     
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    28 days later werent zombies. This has been established. And they moved fast enough where they are scary. Slow slug moving zombies arent scary.
     
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    Land of the Dead was slow moving zombies but smarter zombies. As a matter of fact, the movie was sh*t! George Romero was trying to move with the times and be more current but the movie was neither here nor there. Just a big mess. Could've been a much much better movie.
    And if zombies are learning to fire guns and sh*t, you're f*cked even more!
     
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    The zombies in Walking Dead are slow movers but again, it's about how many you have to face head on. When they get a hold of you, they are strong enough to open up your stomach as what happened to Dale in season 2.
    And Rick couldn't fight 3 zombies at the same time. In one of the scenes, he ran out of bullets and this 6'7" zombie comes out of the window of the building and while Rick is trying to fend him off since the zombie was much bigger and stronger than he was, 2 more big zombies are coming at him and he is lucky he has an extra gun on him and shoots them before they eat him alive. They fall down on him and luckily there isn't another zombie or two coming around in that same instance. You don't know wtf you're talking about godfather!
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    They were fast enough to do damage. I already said fast zombies are scary, as well as smart ones. Its the slow ones who's ass i can kick.
     
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    This is a stupid show Hanz. Im talking about if zombie's were real. Obviously they have to appear scary in the show or else who gives a fuck. But as some have said here already, season 2 zombies are already moving quicker due to the bullshit of a slow zombie.

    A slow zombie will never catch me Hanz. Only a fucking idiot would get caught by a slow, dumb zombie.
     
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    But they could be if you were cornered in a mall or something where it was so many of them that your superior speed was nullified. Just like in season one where the one guy was trapped in the town and had to crawl under the tank to escape. Quit being so thick Ant-A-Knee. We get it that slow moving zombies aren't a big deal if you have the advantage of wide open space and a small enough portion of zombies to zig zag through. But that won't always be the case. Sometimes you're stuck in a sky scraper on the 30th floor, the elevators are out and hundreds of zombies are coming up the stairwells. What you going to do then?
     
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    http://www.fightbeat.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1235670&postcount=10

    I expect your apology shortly
     
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    Anthony is winding you up Hanz. Just like I used to wind HIM up about the SAW movie franchise.

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