There is a pic of me on .............

Two things. One, this pic is before I got jumped and my nose was already crooked from being broken when i was younger. I think those guys actually straightened it up by breaking it the other way. It's straighter now than in that pic (though I can't breathe worth a shit through it anymore.)

And for another, Tyler looked like a BUM in that pic I saw him in. I saw a pic with David Tua standing there with a homeless man and I thought, damn, that's pretty cool, Tua is donating his time to help out and feed the homeless. I figured this was his publicity pic. Then I realized, HOLY SHIT, that's a poster from here!!!! fdgdssddw :rollllling: fdgdssddw (I didn't know Tyler at the time.)

 

Oh yeah, I was gonna mention your nose. It looks like it's been the recipient of a few mean left hooks in that pic.

 

It has.

Your stomach looks like it's been the recipient of a few racks of lamb in your pics you posted. ghfjdgs

 

your face looks like you have been the recipient of some large cocks in your ass too:doggystl:

 

And all this time, you were complaining that you never saw my face in any of the pics I posted.ghfjdgs

 

:jester::jester::jester: "15 degrees"

 

Caligula: "My wig is crooked because my nose was broke in a fight, my face actually morphed to compensate for it so I won't fall down when i try to walk....."

 

Fixed! Hairline straightened and pre-teen chin hairs made into real goatee.

 

ghfjdgsghfjdgsghfjdgsghfjdgs

 

I would never wear a 'convict' style goatee.

 

:jester:

Oh man, I'm cracking up over here. You fixed up his fade better than his barber and Cryligula paid $15 for that 45 degree cut. :rollllling:

 

Oh shit, you gave him the Hitler doo. :jester:

Damn I feel badly for Cryligula. :rollllling:

 

ghfjdgs

Hanzy, didn't I do somthing to one of your pics one time? ghfjdgs my skills are nothing like yours.. I us MS Paintghfjdgs do you remember the pic I did with you? I wonder if I still have itghfjdgs ghfjdgs

 

:jester: I just requested this in the other thread :rollllling:

You read my mind....

 

The one with me bent over eating shit? I'm still trying to forget it!

 

ghfjdgs your my boy Hanzy!

I wish I had the one that Pit made of me with a horseghfjdgs

Hanzy, so tell me the truth, are you my old friend from HS?

 

;crafty; I just might be...............

 

Es claro a mí usted dos son amantes anteriores, maricones.

 

:jester::jester::jester:

 

:jester::jester::jester:

 

Damn, someone should help Cryligula out.

It's hard to see an old chat buddy get destroyed like this. :jester:

 

Yeah, destroyed from people photoshopping your pic. :loveballs:

Sorry to break the news to you and others but I DON'T CARE!!

When you shared your story about Jen not giving it up to you after two years everyone felt your pain. That is until you released a photo of your slant-eye, chicken lipped ass. I'm sure I speak for all when i say that it all became crystal clear why you had to wait three years when the average guy would have hit that in three weeks.:jester:

 

:jester:

:2:

 

Do chickens have lips?

 

Can Facist dictators be reincarnated? fdgdssddw



:rollllling: :rollllling:

 

I hope so. I always thought I was Benito Mussolini as a kid. I still wish I had the tapes of his speeches without the dubbing. Mussolini was a great man.

 

You always reminded me more of James Ellroy.

 

fdgdssddw Easy now my Nazi friend.....