Tommy Morrison's latest big fight

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  1. Anthony

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    plus odds of small tears in the anus is likely.
     
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    Oddly enough, it is because the human body is a miracle of 5 billion years of selective evolution, all of which is rendered null and void {no pun intended} by humans acting in a fashion which their 10 year old laws permit but which their 5 billion years of selective evolution ruled out. An anus, designed for voiding the body of doo-doo, cannot be turned into a vagina by the stroke of a pen{is}
     
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    That is complete bullshit. Have unprotected vaginal sex with an HIV positive woman and it will be just a miracle if you don't get infected. You might live for some time, like Tommy Morrison, but eventually the Grim Reaper will pay you visit sooner than you were scheduled to.
     
  5. Azazel

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    You don't know what your talking about Panchy, odds are about 1 in 1000 (if not less) for a man to catch HIV from unprotected vaginal sex with an HIV positive women from what I read. UGTBK is right, if you have no cuts on your penis, the virus has to pass throuh the tips of the penis wich is very improbable.

    Edit : In fact, it's even less than that, about 1 in 2000
    http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/pdf/policies_programs_law_HIVtranmsmision.pdf
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    i dunno if these people seeking alternative solutions are that stupid :dunno:

    there are plenty of cases of people taking the medication and THEN suddenly deteriorating...same as with chemotherapy...all that shit weakens the fuck out of you
     
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    interesting

    how do so many people get that shit then? :dunno:

    1 in 2000 seems like a disease that will disappear
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Because, as explained above, there are several ways of getting HIV. And even if the chance here is 1:2000, in Africa there are 20 million people exposing themselves to it so of course the disease will keep growing
     
  10. LOK

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    RIP Tommy
     
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    What if you are like me and enjoy cutting your penis with a razor and then squeezing it into the tight vag of a menstruating, AIDS-riddled hooker? Does this increase your odds of catching the disease?
     
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    As long as you're not gay when you do it, you should be OK.
     
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    You can't catch it twice
     
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    much like his corner told him when he was sitting on the stool in his corner bobbing and weaving after being splattered by mercer, "fight's over, Tommy."
     
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    Tommy showed heart in wanting to continue. :bears:
     
  17. Hut*Hut

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    Small Tears In The Anus.
     
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    I think we need something for public awareness like "Tear in the Anus Month"
     
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    Tears In My Anus, pain in my ass caused by you, whiskey.
     
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    "Tears In The Anus" is a particularly refreshing take on "Bum of the Month" club.

    I would after all sooner have tears in my anus than a club up my bum.

    Perhaps tears in the anus are caused by clubs up the bum??
     
  21. Azazel

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    I know, but if you'r hiv positiv, have low t cells count and die from a certain kind of infection (tuberculos for example), your considered to have died from aids.
     
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