Top Gun: Maverick teaser

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  1. Panchyprsss

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    She could have been cast as the grandmother of Tom Cruise's newest younger girlfriend.
     
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    So it looks like the way they are getting around cruise flying a fighter jet is that he is using some kind of new Version not currently released. Obviously it’s not true but because he can’t fly a real fighter jet they had to make something that looks like one. These jets don’t look like real jets but some kind of upgraded version. Interesting.


     
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    George Clinton set to star in Bop Gun
     
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    There was a Goose Look-a-Like in the Trailer...

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    Interesting. How?
    Don't look like real jets? What??

    It's just the same as Top Gun in 1986 but modern: it's called visual effects, asswipe.
     
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    Because cruise wanted to fly real jets in the movie, but he is not allowed to fly real fighter jets, they made these jets. I don’t believe you can make exact replicas so they changed the style to make them look more advanced. So he is basically flying a regular jet modified to look like an advanced fighter jet that doesn’t exist. That’s how they got around it to make it look realistic
     
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    Maverick?

    Maveprick, morelike
     
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    we shall see. His name is rooster.
     
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    Btw Iceman makes a return. I’m wondering if it’s his casket they are saluting.
     
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    They're Gonna Have to CGI THEFUCK Out of Kilmer for This to Work...Looks a LEGIT 35-40 Years OLDER Than Present Day Cruise...





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    Nah, She Should Be the MOTHER Of the Chick Cruise Banged in the Original:D...

    Make the Character Like Adrian in "Creed"...Maverick Visits His Deceased Wife's Gravesite and her Mom Shows Up One Day, SOUNDING Exactly Like Her Daughter and Faintly Resembling Her...

    Or Completely Remove the Character from the New Plot Altogether, Which it Seems They've Done...




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    Iceman?
    Die!ceman, more like!
    Amirite???


    Speak up, cunt. Can't hear fuck-all!!
     
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    Fuckin' Mr Roboto or something, idk
     
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    Short of Reducing Iceman to Being in Captivity Since the 1st Flick (Or Down and Out, Hermit Level Iceman), There's NOfuckingWAY They Can Give Present Day Kilmer SCREEN TIME to Justify Iceman's Existence...



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    Iceman : You can be my wingman any time.

    Billy: Wingman? Cannae hear a fucking thing, man, morelike! Amirite?
     
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    Iceman on his deathbed, eaten up by gamma rays from being a member of the super secret Space Force for too long.

    Tom Cruise leaves him a copy of "Dianetics", and he meets Xenu in a fever dream as he hallucinates landing an F-35 on an Aircraft Carrier one last time, before he departs this blue orb we call "Earth".

    BOOM!
     
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    MEATY Premise!

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    That gif documents one of the queerest moments in film history
     
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    They are current generation USN FA18E Super Hornets, pretty advanced. Although a lot of it is CGI, much of it is real footage.

    Cruise sat in the backseat of the double seat training version to make it look like he 's flying - like launching off the carrier, that's a real shot of Crusie in the backseat.
     
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    I’m sure you are right about the ones where He isn’t flying but looking at the USN FA18E and the one i. The trailer he is flying, looks different. Like something custom and a bit plain.
     
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    Hornet pilot does a breakdown

     
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    I’ll have to find the interview he did about it. Maybe he was talking about that plane at the end. Either way. Great breakdown. This looks to be one big commercial for the Navy. With that kind of marketing, it makes sense for them to give Cruise plenty of access
     
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    Navy, not airforce
     
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    :Jest: at these two slags above discussing jet fighters in Top Gun when the best scenes were on the beach playing volleyball or the banter in the locker-room wearimg towels.
    :rolleye:
     
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    In the first movie, I actually agree with you.
     
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    I corrected it!!!! Lol
     
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    Iceman and Maverick acted more like two guys who wanted to fuck each other rather than fight each other.
     
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