Tszyu vs Duran

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  1. Xplosive

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    Actually, no he didn't. Duran would bull Tszyu around 5x worse than Hatton did. Old or not, Tszyu still had problems with Hatton's physical strength and mauling.

    Tszyu wasn't as strong as Duran by a long shot.

    Duran just had freakish, raw, insane-person physical strength.
     
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    The Duran's exuberant varnished hair would have far too much volume and bounce for somebody with a rat tail
     
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    I don't see much evidence about Duran's huge physical strength. He was a strong guy for sure and had heavy hands, but he wasn't exceptionally powerful. Tszyu on the other hand had very powerful legs and torso. He didn't have the inside skills of Duran though
     
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    There wasn't enough mustard in Duran's hair
     
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    Duran hit very, very hard
     
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    Panamanian varnish hair
     
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    tszyu would box circles around this over rated sugar cane farmer, as lou bizzarro did prior to the flukish KO
     
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    Yup. He had freakish strength, he was a 5'7 lightweight pushing around middleweights.

    Him Vs Tszyu would be like man Vs boy, or man Vs rat.

    lol at Tszyu matching Duran's strength up close. Even Hatton pushed Tszyu around all day.
     
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    Duran hit a helluva lot harder than Vince Philips.
     
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    Duran


    would quit. This one is easy.
     
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    Two words finishes this...


    COOL PHILLIPS
     
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    As is Usually the Case w/Duran Fights, it's All Dependent Upon the Size of the Ring....




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