Valerian & The City of a Thousand Planets trailer

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  1. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Agreed with Rainmaker. Visuals look awesome but Ive seen all I want to see in the trailer.

    Plus it´s got Carla Delavaenafuckup in it....

    Pass.
     
  2. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    As everyone has suspected - this is the best review of this movie I've read yet:

    "Synopsis: The result of 10,000 computers vomiting for 2 hours and 17 minutes

    Imagine if Jupiter Ascending and John Carter had a baby.

    Then, imagine if they used that baby as the ball in a game of football.

    Finally, imagine the two star players of the game had all the chemistry, charisma, and playing skills of the dogshit scattered on the field.


    That is Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets."
     
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