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  1. Roll With The Punches

    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    so is this movie watchable? or is it too boring to sit through? or rather keeps you engaged but is shitty?

    you fags suck at giving reviews, BIG LEAGUE
     
    Roll With The Punches, Feb 6, 2019
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  2. BOSS

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    it's not a piece of shit. It's slightly above average. However slightly above average makes it the best Netflix movie by a mile
     
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    This movie is not worthy of a review. You want me to review what's in my trash can too???
     
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    The movie I previously mentioned, Calibre, was a light year better than Bird Shit.

    Theres been quite a few Netflix originals better than Bird Shit.
     
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  5. BOSS

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    I was only referring to the ones I saw.
     
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  6. Roll With The Punches

    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    5.5/10 is fair

    it's basically a crappy horror with a good cast, and should have been 20min shorter
    if you like crappy horrors that are rather watchable, then it's ok
     
    Roll With The Punches, Feb 11, 2019
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    Pretty much. Have you seen The Apostle? It's a much better Netflix horror/thriller than VB.
     
    ArturoGatti, Feb 12, 2019
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    there is nothing scary about this trash
     
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    Why is everyone so shocked it sucked? It doesn’t look good in the trailer and it’s a movie about art paintings killing people lol.
     
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  10. Roll With The Punches

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    i'll check it out
     
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  11. Nobleart

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    This was not good. Disappointing coming from the guy who made "Nightcrawler".

    The bones of something interesting was there, and the art direction was pretty sound, but none of the characters was the slightest bit compelling, funny, witty or interesting, even though there were several very good actors involved.
     
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    Were the characters people that you wanted to see killed?
     
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    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    Yeah, but they were mostly boring caricatures, and the killings were fairly uncreative.
     
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