Wald Pussy fighting this Saturday

You're probably right, because like you, the caveman lacks the intellect required to appreciate it.

 

guayabera really thinks he has invented a clever nick name for dawson

 

Great post.

 

How much do you like my 2nd wald pussy picture post in comparison stevie?

 

The second one is tougher on the eyes, but still all part of what makes wald pussy wald pussy.

 

A cave man would certainly appreciate the complete lack of humor and creativity for sure.

 

:hammert:

 

Come on Wlad's chin just makes his fights more exciting. You know he can be knocked out by just about anyone at any time.

 

:laughing:

 

wald pussy is the best nickname ever

 

he knocked me out in his fight with no spine mcCline. i literally fell asleep ringside.

 

I find it more or less unfathomable that someone could NOT find wald pussy funny.

In fact it's no coincidence that it's 2 MMA fans are violently opposed to wald pussy and Doorson. I guess watching men rolling around in speedos bending each other's toes back really takes it's toll on one's sense of humour :dunno:

Could you enlighten me on what nickname you DO find funny?

 

wald pussy is slightly amusing, Doorson is just horrible though. You can do better.

 

if you wanted to disparage the guy chad flawson is better than doorson.

 

Too obvious and boring for my tastes.

 

But you said above wald pussy is the second worse nickname to grace this forum. So out of curiosity, what nickname DO you find funny?

 

"Wlad isn't fragile...he was just looking for a contact lens."

- Irish 2002/2003

 

To be honest, I don't get the whole "Doorson" thing.

 

Sounds about right...

 

You are a good poster. I read and comment and find you usually worth my time reading. However, when you feel the need to make a derisive moniker , feel free to steal mine or just about anyone else's. You nicknames are shit. Doorson is the worst.You are to nicknames what Steve dave is to starting topics....awful.Then again, Chad Dawson's fighting is so offensive no amount of derision could equal it.Please, as a friend, no more Doorson. I beg of you.

Wald pussy is the best name. My only objection is that loadedcartrunk, with his lowly intellect, might think we are saying b-ald p-ussy. He may wish to add yet another child bride to his hideous collection.

 

@ some of the responces in this thread:

It's laughable. Haye and Chisora, two guys who won a combined 5 rounds out of 24 vs both brothers, and yet, here we have the BBC entertaining the public in a debate {I am not sure that males of their age, standing and social background are able to take part in any such an affair but I digress} between Haye and Chisora on the "State of the Heavyweight Division".

Laughable.

In the meantime, in the background/foreground, depending on your geopolitical persuasions, you have the epic goat-fuck that is Pac/Bradely/Floyd/Goldenboy, with all that entails, including the tendrils, of Khan/Peterson, Montoya vs Oscar, etc etc etc. Conte, non-disclosure of this and that, journalists banned from fights....:shit:

Just how any of you find the time, space or energy to complain about two guys who are light years ahead of that mess, who fight regularly, and who would have been at least competitive in any heavyweight era, is quite beyond me.

Its not just per se what people say or how they feel about Wlad or Vitali, we all have our preferences, peccadilloes, call it what you will, but the broader picture should not afford many opportunities for jocularity at their expense. In fact, take the Klitschkos out of boxing, and the picture gets very very bleak, very very fast.

 

That's where we disagree.

 

Nicknames that actually bear some resemblance to the true nature of their intended target tend to be funnier than those that don't. Simple point. Wlad isn't a pussy. Most men who get into prize rings to fight with their hands aren't pussies to begin with. There are exceptions, but he isn't one of them. Robotic, mechanical, boxing by numbers, boring, etc etc etc, call it what you will. Robot Wlad. Hardy Har Har.

Ironically, the Klitschkos tend to be funnier than they intend when describing their immediate rivals or other contenders, or themselves a la Vitali's "David Haye is Champion By Trash Talk" , or "I don't feel me 40, I feel me 20", or "Corrie Sanders Try To Make Short Fight Explosion" or "Champion Against Champion...Who Is The Strongest One" comments.

There is plenty of amusement to be had at their expense, or alongside them, depending on how you feel about them, without resorting to pathetic, desperate attempts at humour. Alexander Povetkin is more deserving of ridicule with his stupid, face-first, my-coach-sees-dead-people BS.....but of course, he is not a threat to anyone, so he gets a pass.

 

Really? You show me the full extent of boxings current up-side?

Show me how the sport in general, or the division in particular, gets better with their removal/retirement?

It doesn't.

Instead, you are left with the Oscar Trash Khans of this World, suits and counter-suits, Bernards and the like.

 

Man, you're taking this way too seriously.

 

I just wouldn't care if they left. I don't like watching them fight. Hopefully this is Vitali's last fight coming up and wald pussy isn't far behind.

Would be nice to see a few more KO losses first I guess.

 

actually, no. Both men let their hands go until Thompson realized that Wlad was not in fact just going to fall over after a few rounds. Watch the fight. Wlad was trying left hooks and right hands to the body to to get Thompson to lower his octopus 85" reach-guard. Thompson is an impossible fucker to fight. Its like trying to eat a live octopus. Wlad had to beat the fight out of him and make him quit.

For what it is worth, Wlad should have vacated and told Thompson to fuck off. In fact, Wlad should have retired this time last year after he beat Haye. He is in a no-win situation, he has his money and his brain-cells and so should fuck off and enjoy life.

 

July 2nd, its that time of year again!!!

Vitali is rarely in a bad fight. He always shows something different, nice variety on his shots,in fact he is bereft of the fundamentals that Neil considers to be a crutch. Left hand way too low. Throws lead right hands, uppercuts from the outside, check-hooks opponents coming in. Throws carefully timed body-shots. Very effective, very different.

He's the anathema of his brother, but hey, when Max Kellerman refers to them as a two-headed beast, I guess fools be masticating and sagittating like cud-fed ovines.

 

I told you before, there are two ways to take things:

1. Seriously.

2. Up the ass.

You must fall into the 2nd category. I am in the first.

Be Real, as Leg-Iron-Mike used to say.

 

That's not true though. :dunno: