Which boxer would you fight?

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  1. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Man, you're on a roll today aren't ya? :lol:

    I must have really offended you with my short fat gay indian comments.
     
  2. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    I'll bet Im taller than either of you dwarves. 5 grand a piece. we can meet at the cloud pascal fight so I am not going to Canadia to merely take your monies.
     
  3. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Don't be silly, sly. The short fat gay Indian has been used since 2006. I think it was Caligula who invented it but it could've been phonetap. Not sure.
     
  4. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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    Actually he wasnt confident. He actually said he could be wrong, but took the bet anyways. He just said no way were you 3 inches taller. http://fightbeat.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1167808&postcount=287
     
  5. Hanz

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    Shouldn't you be jerking off to your Floyd poster right now, Niel?
     
  6. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    We're just having fun! It's not like I know anybody here personally.:lol:
     
  7. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    :laughing:
     
  8. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    I'm thinking about going to that fight.
     
  9. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Hanzy, if we lay on our backs I think I am taller
     
  10. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Yup...that was some rough stuff.

    If i were you at this moment I'd be banning him and then crying about how everyone around me is losing their jobs, my wife and I are stressed, I had a bad childhood and went through so much, recovering from a bad flu, etc. :lol:

    You know how it is, Buddy my boy.
     
  11. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    It's ok, I wasn't really offended. Just trying to make you feel bad. :lol:

    I brought my wife into this, by referring to 50 shades of grey and so I opened myself up to this type of thing.
     
  12. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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    Good man. We need more thick skin motherfuckers around here.
     
  13. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    How come this thread is now in TAAA considering it's boxing related?
     
  14. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Still waiting for the videos LOK. Stop being a wuss and post em up!
     
  15. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    What happened to 5ft9 and a half? Looks like someone's lying. :lol:

    It's close on who's taller, so that stays at 5ft6---no matter how you try to wheedle. I tell you what. I'll give you a chance to win it back at the Beaver Boxing Club. We can ask if we can rent the ring for three 3-minute rounds, and then I'll show you how slow I am. :lol::lol:
     
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    Because
     
  17. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Yeah, that isn't cool, Hanzy. As much as I've disagreed with sly, making up shit about his wife is dead wrong. That's a no-go, dude. Say what you want about him, but his wife should be off-limits.
     
  18. Anthony

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    wives are not off limits. It's not cool, but it's not against the rules. this is known.

    That is why Petre isnt here anymore. He was a mod and demanded we do something about Calig attacking his wife. We didnt and he left.
     
  19. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    i'll go, on these two oompa loompa's dime. though they dont seem to be acknowledging my wager.
     
  20. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    this weekend.. i'm busy working
     
  21. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    I don't know your height, so I won't bet. However, if you are coming to Canada, I would definitely meet up. I'd be the first to buy you a drink or two. Based on your past posts, you wouldn't be going for the cheap stuff. :lol::lol:
     
  22. Hanz

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    Tell Prakash to do your work. If he refuses, give him a bodyshot!
     
  23. Hanz

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    But Sly's the one who said his wife is captivated by 50 Shades of Grey and feeling horny.
     
  24. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Yeah right, My Little Pony. Just make sure you show and bring my money.

    So are you willing to bet $5,000 that you are 5ft9 and a half, or are you willing to admit it was another "rounding up error". LOL.

    Regardless, I wish you the best. It's the weekend and I'm chilling with the little lad. We're off to the beach soon and it's time to relax. We'll have to get back to the gladiator arena a little bit later. :lol:
     
  25. Buddy Rydell

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    Nah, I was talking about the disturbed part. Other than that, carry on.
     
  26. Buddy Rydell

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    Anthony, Petre was a dink. No big loss.

    Anyhow, off for now, lads. Neil, no dice although it'd be cool to meet you and shoot the shinola.
     
  27. mexican wedding shirt

    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    I'm sure someone said Neil is only like 5'4. He probably looks like a white version of Broner's dad, but slightly taller.
     
  28. steve_dave

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    I have to come clean. I'm 4'8
     
  29. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I hope Sly punches you all in the face for talking about his wife. That's fucked up.
     
  30. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    stop fantasizing about me brushing your hair, lil fella.
     

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