Which boxer would you fight?

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  1. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Nah, I'm not fighting you. Too much rage has built up within you after our smacktalk today. I'll be forced to kill you and I can't do that to your wife and child.

    Besides once you see me in person again and realize that I'm significantly taller...and deadly muscular, you wouldn't want to fight anyway.

    I'll just take your $500 dollars, little man, have a beer and dust. :giggle:
     
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  2. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    I don't work with a Prakash
     
  3. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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    Enough of your softness Z.
     
  4. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Soft is talking shit about another guys wife from the safety of your mom's basement.

    You're on thin ice Gladys.
     
  5. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Man up, Z. I don't want to have to punch you square in the face.
     
  6. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    You work with Baldev?
     
  7. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    No, I'm the IT director, I deal with the infrastructure, the Indians are all programmers
     
  8. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    LOK runs shit
     
  9. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I don't lose fights to guys who live in towns named after dogs.
     
  10. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    :(
     
  11. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Ok, I was waiting for the missus to get home, but I got a question from sly about this on another venue and I'll give my answer a bit later. We're out for now, folks.
     
  12. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    You couldn't kill a pitcher of beer. :lol:
     
  13. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    because of scenese like this, I'm scared you'll flip out.
     
  14. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    :giggle: Never saw that. I'm willing to give you 30 percent though.
     
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    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    :warning:

    It was an innocent remark, I really am interested in both your heights, this whole beef has reached legendary status.

    Hanz insults your wife and you on a personal level and you don't say shit to him. :boring:
     
  16. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Pussy.
     
  17. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Hanzy's just a forum jester. Everyone knows he's fucking around.

    Buddy's a cunt. :giggle:
     
  18. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Threads like this are why Fightbeat rocks.
     
  19. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    A fight between Sly and Buddy could be a YouTube sensation.

    5'6" vs a rounded up 5"9'. Wood chopping vs Tae Bo. Evolution vs Creation. Man vs Beast.
     
  20. Anthony

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    lol @ 30%. i could just keep the whole thing. I want you to have the money. Sly is keeping 5k out of your hands right now.
     
  21. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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  22. Trplsec

    Trplsec Sleeps in a Cage

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    All I can say is that if you describe yourself as 5'9" AND a half, you're probably not. The extra half means you're sensitive about your stature and willing to lie about it.

    If I'm 6'5" and a half, first of all, I'm not going to mention the half inch. And second, I'm certainly not rounding up.

    Great thread.
     
  23. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    I'm 6'3 and a half. I usually round up to 6'6.
     
  24. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    I'm 6'1 and usually round up to 8ft.
     
  25. cdogg187

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    Hanz would have been banned after the first mention of Buddy's wife

    What is good for the Goose, not always so good for the Gander

    Rydell has no problem with the rules going out the fucking window as long as he's not the target and ESPECIALLY if the target is someone he is having a beef with

    In an unrelated matter, I'll bet you and Rydell that I am so much taller than either of you that it would actually be funny to have me looming over you as the two of you argue about a centimeter here, centimeter there
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    only the short of the world add centimeters and parts of inches to their stature

    People say "how tall are you?" and I say "Tall, man"
     
  27. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Wasn't Tyler Durden and Payton also both fairly big dudes in the 6'2 or 6'3 range?
     
  28. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    I wish I was tall. I'd get a TON of pussy! :clapagain: Do you get offered a ton of pussy whenever you go to the clubs and bars, cdogg? How many women have you brought home with you in a single evening while your girlfriend was out?
     
  29. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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  30. steve_dave

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    You and me both, dear Cdogg.
     

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