Which boxer would you fight?

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  1. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    I'm 5'2 and tell people I'm 5'9.
     
  2. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    You know, you're right. I'm not being fair about that. At the same time, I'm a bit conflicted. sly talked about how he thought Chi-Town Slugger was right for acting the way he did towards me, and Chi-Town talked tons of shit about my son. If I started talking shit about sly's kids, you'd all think I was the biggest piece of shit ever.

    But that's ok because it's only my family, right?:dunno:
     
  3. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    I'm actually 5'3
     
  4. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    I think it doesn't really matter what height a person is. As long as they have a s*ckable d1ck and a good job.
     
  5. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    You say that cuz your 5'2 lol


    Honestly I'm 5'9 and think its fine
     
  6. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    I wish I could be 7 feet tall and look down on everybody.
     
  7. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    It's nice to know your prerequisites for a hot date, Hanzy---but do you really think you should be putting this stuff out there? Someone might make fun of it.
     
  8. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Putting what out, Buddy? Everybody knows everything about me already. There are no secrets left. Plus I like it when people want to come at me. It means EPIC TROLL WARS!!!!!!!! :crafty:
    Remember yesterday with Sly? :atu::lol:
     
  9. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    That was pretty vicious. If you had left his woman out, it would have been perfect. You have a bit of a scattergun approach sometimes.
     
  10. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Sly and I are the best of e-friends. We've all been posting online for many years. It's like one big e-family here! :lol:
     
  11. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    come on, man

    your trying to justify a double standard by literally turning it back to "oh, its ok because it's my family???" which is Square One. That's where it all started.

    My whole point is that when it's somebody else's wife (especially someone YOU are flaming with) then it's hunky dory. Your last sentence essentially confirms what I was saying in the first place.

    In my opinion, nobody should be banned for insults. I am merely laughing at the arbitrary nature of the application of 'ban-worthy" rulings
     
  13. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    there you have it. panzys criteria for his ideal man
     
  14. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    This is apparently the point yesterday when I was supposed to ban you since cdogg claimed I would ban you at the first mention of my wife---let alone the scenario you outline here, Hanzy.
     
  15. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Godfather said wives is NOT off limits.
     
  16. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Liar. Crazy. Disgusting. This is the point you lost it and started getting insulting, sly. It's hard to believe you turned into a big bitch like this over something as trivial as height.:dunno:
     
  17. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    And the second part. All I said was you were full of crap about your height, sly. If it wasn't true, you'd just laugh it off and collect your $500, but you got personal and pissy because you know it ISN'T true, talking about stupid shit like you'd have to kill me. Dude, you turned into a giant wet pussy yesterday over height, of all things.
     
  18. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Wow, you were reduced to insulting me by claiming I was doing what you were doing back in February. Talk about insecure. :lol:
     
  19. Hanz

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    Sly is 5'5" and should be proud of it. His wife doesn't seem to mind at all. Obviously she'd prefer one of the tall hunks from her romance novels over Sly but still...
     
  20. Buddy Rydell

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    ...AAAAAAAAAnd this is where sly shattered under the pressure of having to get exposed.

    Still interested in $5000, sly? All you have to do is be 5ft9 and a half like you claimed.
     
  21. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Translation: When sly chickens out during the first week of August, he expects to save face by pretending he's going to show up someday. :lol:
     
  22. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Fine. Since we already have the bet about who's taller, let's double our fun by me betting $5,000 against your $5,000 that you're not 5ft9 and a half. You're such a phony.:lol:
     
  23. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Well, if sly's wife doesn't have his balls in her change purse, I'll be making $4,500-$5,500 in a little over 3 weeks. He's gonna come back with lots more insults, but we all know the score. Heck, Anthony is welcome to come and be the judge if Gatti can't make it.
     
  24. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    I can't wait to cut the ribbon on the "Slystaff Memorial Hot Tub". I'll take photos and post them on Fightbeat. I'll smile really wide and show all my teeth, just for Sly. :lol:
     
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  26. Buddy Rydell

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    Wrong. Where it all started was me saying I'm taller than sly, him disagreeing, and then him getting insulting when I started debating the situation. This is not the first time he's lied about his height. On top of that, one of Hanzy's first jokes was about how our wives should decide who's d*ck was nicer to suck.

    Hanzy started off by bringing our wives into it, and in response I said and did nothing to him. So what double standard? I even said sly's wife should be off-limits and said a number of positive things about sly---even in the face of his insults.

    If it went down the way you claim, you'd have a point. As it is, you don't.
     
  27. Buddy Rydell

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    Alright, off to get stretched on the rack. Later guys! :lol:
     
  28. Destruction and Mayhem

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    See this is why I (and others) give you a hard time.

    You're pretending that I'm bothered about my height. You know that if you say it enough times people would believe you.

    My giving you a hard time has nothing to do with my height or your pretending that you are taller....it has all to do with your attempt to characterize me in this way. Then, on top of that you try to pretend that you're innocent and have said nothing to offend and with the next post say stuff like "Buy sly it's only height why are you so bothered? You're full of BS and are changing your tune as soon as someone wants to take a bet....why hate on me because I mentioned your height...nothing to be afraid of". :lol:

    You know what you're doing.

    If you were genuine and just came straight out with smacktalk like a phonetap would, for example, I'd have more respect.

    But you're a coward, so you pretend you're being nice while giving these backhanded compliments, or pretend concern etc.

    Anyway, no matter. I can see why people don't like you. I can also imagine that you're not popular in real life. I can also tell that you had a fucked up childhood. Telling untruth's is second nature for you.


    So all in all it's like this:

    I will find my way to Ottawa in August or later and take your money. You will then have to find the extra money to pay your bills and your plastic surgeon to do something about that hideous goiter.
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    You're worried, i can see that. :giggle:

    Nope, the bet is on who's taller. You can also measure my height when I come and find out about the rest....but the bet is who's taller. And guess what...I don't even think that you're 5'6"...when i saw you in Toronto I was taken aback by your lack of height. You're basically as wide as you are tall. This bet is a joke actually. :giggle:
     
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    :atu:

    Man you are a stirrer. What's with you Canadian stirrers? My Wife is 5'6" and to be honest with you, looks taller than buddy.
     

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