Wladimir Klitschko vs Tyson Fury. Early thoughts and predictions

everyone here likes boxing, i agree for the most part. and no one here likes wald pussy's style of "boxing".

so watching a vaginal squid face off against a gigantic gyppo club fighter is about as compelling as being dwarfside for you and rydells upright limbo contest

 

:giggle:

 

What wald pussy does is "boxing" the same way that catenacchio is "football"

Negative and boring ... At best one rung up from plastic bags

 

agSLICED. I'll definitely watch this (then moan about how awful it was afterwards)

 

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Thats bullshit. Utter bullshit. First off, there is no H in Catenaccio.

Secondly, he's knocked a lot of guys out cold. Cold.

If your logic meant fuck all you would have avoided the Floyd fight the same way Floyd avoided fighting Mosley in his prime.

Boxing has problems, but it's not the Klitschkos, it's people sitting around waiting for them to retire or lose.

Hell of a way to follow the sport.

 

No mate, its shit, and Klitschko is to blame, again. Why can't he do the decent thing and just lose or retire already.


Oh, and if Fury beats him, Fury is also shit, because I am an American sports fan lard ass couch potato, and what I say, goes.


Unless you want bombing you fuck.

 

The "klitschkos"???

wald pussy ... Singular... No one has to wait for him to lose... It's already happened several times

 

You crying right now?

 

"It's gonna be a long boring night. Prolly gonna go the distance. 12 rounds of these Euro Humps. Better stock up with some between-the-rounds snacks"

 

"Klitschko is shit, Fury is shit, and no matter who wins, it will be a shit fight and the winner will be shit and the loser will be more shit."

 

Don't you touch my wald pussy!!! You leave him alone!!!!

 

Upright limbo contest is rather witty.

 

He draws all his cultural inferences from black folk.

He types it pretty good.

But if he had to say it.........."Uplight rimbo dance"..........not the same is it.

 

"He doesn't Box Proper................."

 

Pretty sure Inter scored a handful of nice goals back in the 60s too

wald pussy is a disgraceful negative creep, horrific to watch ... Like I said your crush on him is based off some misguided notion that people dislike wald pussy because he's a white non-American when in reality people hate him because he's a giant wald pussy

 

Yeah I bet you were full of praise for him in his come-forward days :wack :wack:

I am too old of a cat to be fucked by a dogg .

Negative Creep with a tendency to suddenly whack guys in the head, like some sort of tourettes of the hands..........

"Fuck...sorry....I pressed Clinch, honest.........."

 

He does well considering his humble beginnings.

 

Da brat :: guy fights like a super sized feliciano

 

Neil is the Year Zero of fightbeat. I just call him Small Pot.

 

Yeah I hear he hates left hooks to the head. .....lucky for him Klitschko just held all night.

 

@ Irish - calm down, people just love or hate Wlad and often before he knocks people out cold, he fights a little pussified. Even I can see that and I'm a big fan of his.

He will not get the respect he deserves by the Wald Pussy bandwagon, but it's all good he makes between 5-10 million Euros two or three times a year plus huge endorsement numbers, so he is probably very happy with himself.

 

"Calm Down Dear" ::

Irony of Ironies, I have gone on the record as saying that were I to meet him, I probably would not be entirely fond of him.

If the WP Morons Society were in the least bit sincere, they would know nothing of the man or his exploits.

Yet they seem intimately acquainted with his methodology {despite the paucity of his recent US appearances} and are able to retell, in flowing technicolor, the very minutiae of his recent bouts ::

This despite not knowing who he is, who he is fighting, or when any of his fights were, are or will be :: ::

 

I tend to watch them later, usually after hearing how unwatchable they were, just to see if it's really "that bad"... It usually is

Irish, you watch guys you hate all the time... You act like guys who closely follow boxing only watch bouts with guys they have crushes on

You've just chosen a terribly boring wald pussy to be your favorite fighter

 

And you have picked a guy who has a lot of highlight reel wins as "terribly boring"..........:dunno:

 

Sweet Pete was a genius... Sometimes geniuses are misunderstood

 

:bears:

 

You jest of course, and whilst it does not take genius to reinvent a career, it takes something akin to it to resurrect one and keep it going for longer than it had been prior to coming of the tracks in the first instance :dunno:

If there is a problem with, or in, boxing, I say it rests with the "fans" rather than the fighters.

 

wald pussy is doing what he is doing because a shambolic enforcing of the rules allows him to do so... He is smart for doing so and credit to him for his success at making it work but I don't have to enjoy it or find it honorable... I'm sure he's an okay guy, I don't PERSONALLY hate him. I hate the fighter.

Pernell Whitaker has never been a particularly likable chap, but watching him fight to me was like listening to Bud Powell or Bill Evans play the piano... magic.

 

Yet there are a million ways to break the rules........you can take points off a guy but it gets to the stage where people are making out that the only reason he wins is cos of the holding.

Miguel Cotto vs Judah..........low-blowed his way out of a crisis. Same with Tito vs Vargas........George Foreman spent all night pushing back Frazier to make room for his own shots, to his own great advantage and Joes great detriment. Andre Ward hold and butts. Floyd throat-bars or has guys dead at the weight or buys himself wiggle room. Lewis held and hit, using his left as a brace for the neck of his opponent as he threw the uppercut.

And that's just for openers.

When he lets his hands go, the fights tend to be shorter.