Worst Boxing Physique of all-time?

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  1. The Genius

    The Genius DEMONRY!!

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    Be fair. It was his own pants.
     
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    Pascals Wager Undisputed Champion

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    Joe Frazier
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I am not a homophobe at all. That is Val Kilmer and not me you witless baboon.
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Only a homosexual obese inbred lumberjack like you would think that. Amazing that the top matched my own pants. I wouldn't put my own underwear on my head. I am a germphobe of the highest order. Go fuck a maple tree.Oh, sorry let me do my own passive aggressive lol. Lol.
     
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  5. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    When will you southern poms learn :doh:
     
  6. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    you gay as fuck, cuzz
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Because I bought workout gear that came with pants and a pullover? It was sold as one unit.Should I have chosen the pants or the jacket only? Would that be less gay? By the way, I am not your "cuzz". I have no genetic, ethnic, familial or cultural relation to you. Had I, I would have myself put down because I couldn't live knowing I was related to rabid mongrel scum.
     
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    Jab Hook Leap-Amateur

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    Your great ancestors aren't from Africa?
     
  9. loadedgloves

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    Referring to you as "cuzz" is a manner of speaking, kind of like saying "you gay as fuck" instead of saying "you're gay as fuck."

    Also, you're gay as fuck.
     
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    Well, I have never greeted someone here who is Portugese, and yet, there are two Portugese Australians on this forum alone,..yet what the fuck and Genius is a south african, Roll with the punches is Polish,.. all the Irish scum must have fled persecution to Java and subsequently ad-mixed,... ahhh, for das dey place you do ping it wisely,... the O'ping'sangrabangs, Never now need you wonder why they drop dead in the ring, there is a stout Irish toe in the kettle! :crafty: A fact, for the offensive Java quip.
     
  11. jaws1216

    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    neil shut this thread down early, with gerald nobles.
     
  12. The Genius

    The Genius DEMONRY!!

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    My father is from Cape Town. My mother is from Westham. It's easier to say I'm Australian.
     
  13. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    I apologize. Us homosexual obese inbred lumberjacks aren't known for memorizing the details. <label for="rb_iconid_7">[​IMG]</label>
     
  14. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Well, clearly you endorse men dicksucking, which is understandable from your vantagepoint. Val is slurping on a cheroot. Sometimes a cigar is a cigar, and sometimes it's a big brown dick, with your idol slurping on the business end. <label for="rb_iconid_10">[​IMG]</label>

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  15. Buddy Rydell

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    Such vitriol. Someone's running out of pills to take. I don't remember you being so crabby.

    So you're claiming you wore part of your own matching pantsuit on your head instead of digging through jaws' dirty drawers for a faceshield? Sure, ok, that's acceptable as an explanation. It's reassuring that you wouldn't put your own underwear on your head. Congratulations. :lol:

    As for your fear of germs, that's unfortunate. I can't imagine being afraid of stuff you can get rid of with soap and water.
     
  16. Buddy Rydell

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    One of the greatest lines of all-time occurred when Bruce Seldon's trainer said, "Come on, Bruce! You're losing to a guy with TITTIES!!!!" :lol:

    Happy New Year's and Happy Holidays, Jaws! :bears:
     
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    You should just come out of the closet. You started a thread on male physiques and now are equating an inanimate object into a phalus. I don't think I am the one the has any 'splain to do Lucy. :lol::lol:

    Note two passive aggressive lols.
     
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    i just joined the thread...so.. why was he wearing jaw's underwear on his head?
     
  19. Buddy Rydell

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    It's warm in the closet. Probably smells like the bottom half of the pantsuit you wear on your head. <label for="rb_iconid_10">[​IMG]</label>

    While I did expound on your dick-sucking avatar, it's important to note that you're the one who put it there. Regardless, as an obese, homosexual, inbred lumberjack, I can afford to be magnanimous and understanding. After all...


    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5zey8567bcg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  20. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    No need to go into an estrogen laden cry fest. We are big boys. I put my own pullover over my head(so as to avoid being seen by a group of rabid homosexuals), I have an avatar from a popular movie.....you started a thread on the bodies of other men. On what planet is my behavior even possibly construed as homosexual? Whereas you started a thread on the appearance of male bodies. QED. I don't judge. Winters are tough and lonely. If it was 70 below maybe there is a physiological change that makes a man look to sail into the chocolate starfish sea. I don't know. I am from warmer climes. It is possible that you channel your homosexual rage and fuck Maple trees. Although, that doesn't explain the unprompted need to start a thread about shirtless males. I wouldn't think of this as an attack. We have always gotten along. You might need to look inside yourself and clear some "issues" up.
     
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  21. Buddy Rydell

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    You got me wrong, dude. I don't know if you're a "big boy" from the way you hid with someone's discarded undergarments on your head, but I give you complete credit for showing up in the video.

    At the same time, we don't know if that was Take 2, with the first take being you running shrieking from Jaws' bedroom with perhaps your own dirty y-fronts stuck to your face, but we do know that you had to hide your face from the camera for some reason. It could have been drug-induced hysteria, rampant acne, or the realization that you're not exactly a hit with the ladies facially. Who knows? :dunno:

    To answer your question: on what planet would your love of men's undergarments fit snugly on your face be considered homosexual? Well, before I break that particular story down for you, I would also like to address your other concern. The subject of my thread: the worst boxing physique of all-time.

    By "worst", I'm not praising the physique anymore than you are praising longjohns by wearing them on your head. It's just a part of the evidence at hand. Now, you're not necessarily gay because you like men's junkholders rubbing up against your face, but you're not exactly doing anything to discourage the notion, and that in itself is suspect.

    Happy Holidays, Ike! <label for="rb_iconid_7">[​IMG]</label>
     
  22. Buddy Rydell

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    And before you ask, homosexuality in itself is not something to be condemned. It occurs in nature quite often. It's only when pill-popping neurotics film videos with pyjamas on their heads that the obvious needs to be pointed out: pyjamas should be worn on the body---not the head, and pill-popping should be discouraged as it tends to warp and blunt the intellect. You seem like you have the possibility to be a bright lad. You shouldn't throw it away so eagerly. <label for="rb_iconid_7">[​IMG]</label>
     
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    Pill popping might blunt the intellect, but mine still outshines most. I have more brain cells to lose. Look if Gerald Nobles helps you to finish off on the missus then bless you.
     
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